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User is suspended until 11/1/2020 1:19:13 AM(UTC) balrog  
#5341 Posted : Friday, December 22, 2017 5:14:28 PM(UTC)
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a nu ovog jebača...
neka nam je lijepo objasnio...
enough said...


Originally Posted by: Senad Semiz Go to Quoted Post

pa sta je cekala 9 mjeseci koji kurac... da se mene pita ja bih je sad odjebao i rekao:"prosla baka s kolacima"... ovdje je jasno kao dan da to nije bilo nist ozbiljno (ovo na fotkama moze biti i makeup, jer drolje su svast u stanju kad se svete) i da ga uopste nije ni imala namjeru prijaviti, al je sada iz nekog samo njoj znanog razloga dobila izliv krvi u mozak i odlucila da mu se osveti... mozda joj nije dao pare ili kupio sto je zeljela. Uglavnom, ove "dokaze" moze objesiti macku o rep. Niti su fotke dokaz, jer se mogu izmanipulirati, niti poruke jer on uvijek moze reci da to nije pisao on bez obzira sto je sa njegovog tlf. Ako ima ljekarski nalaz i svjedoke onda joj tuzba mozda prodje, ali se i dalje postavlja pitanje zasto je toliko cekala... Bilo kako bilo, nikad ne vjeruj zenama, a pogotovo ne crnkinjama i tim obojenim droljama,, to je najgori olos na svijetu. gore su i od muskih crnaca


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#5342 Posted : Monday, February 05, 2018 11:23:21 PM(UTC)
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#5343 Posted : Thursday, February 15, 2018 12:05:55 AM(UTC)
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#5344 Posted : Thursday, March 15, 2018 10:12:48 PM(UTC)
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#5345 Posted : Thursday, March 29, 2018 6:09:29 PM(UTC)
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moj vic:

dolazi žena u kompjuter shop i kaže prodavaču:

molim vas kompjuter na touch jer se bojim miša
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#5346 Posted : Thursday, April 12, 2018 11:10:27 AM(UTC)
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Ako takve stvari pise nas ponajbolji trener, uopce se ne cudim sto nam je mma scena u kurcu. Emocija18
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#5347 Posted : Saturday, April 21, 2018 5:44:09 PM(UTC)
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Lijepa Biblija Emocija16

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#5348 Posted : Friday, April 27, 2018 10:03:30 PM(UTC)
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moj vic


prolazi grupa rokera u kožnim jaknama selom i pokraj njih polazi svinja u kožnoj jakni

oni upitaju svinju: oprosti al prvi put vidimo svinju u kožnoj jakni

svinj. a gdje će te vi?

oni: na rok koncert.. a ti?

svinja: pa na rok rok koncert.....
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#5349 Posted : Sunday, May 13, 2018 5:15:28 PM(UTC)
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vic prije 2 dana u liftu:

ulazim u lift oko 1 h u noći i na prizemlju ulazi nepoznat lik i kaže mi dobra večer..i ja njemu dobra večer...

i dok se vozimo gore ja njemu( a na sebi imam SUPERMAN majicu) : MOLIM TE NEMOJ NIKOM KAZAT DA SAM JA SUPERMEN

on: neću nebrini

i dodje lift na moj kat i ja njemu: pozdrav ... i on meni : pozdrav
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#5350 Posted : Sunday, May 13, 2018 8:15:47 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: dr jupidu Go to Quoted Post
vic prije 2 dana u liftu:

ulazim u lift oko 1 h u noći i na prizemlju ulazi nepoznat lik i kaže mi dobra večer..i ja njemu dobra večer...

i dok se vozimo gore ja njemu( a na sebi imam SUPERMAN majicu) : MOLIM TE NEMOJ NIKOM KAZAT DA SAM JA SUPERMEN

on: neću nebrini

i dodje lift na moj kat i ja njemu: pozdrav ... i on meni : pozdrav

poslije tog susreta nevjerujem da ce tip vise koristiti lift....opet,hodanje po stepenicama je vrlo zdravo,sa svojim komentarom si mu vjerovatno spasio zivot.....bas kao i supermen
When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It's difficult only for others. It's the same thing when you are stupid.
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#5351 Posted : Sunday, May 13, 2018 8:39:16 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: dr jupidu Go to Quoted Post
vic prije 2 dana u liftu:

ulazim u lift oko 1 h u noći i na prizemlju ulazi nepoznat lik i kaže mi dobra večer..i ja njemu dobra večer...

i dok se vozimo gore ja njemu( a na sebi imam SUPERMAN majicu) : MOLIM TE NEMOJ NIKOM KAZAT DA SAM JA SUPERMEN

on: neću nebrini

i dodje lift na moj kat i ja njemu: pozdrav ... i on meni : pozdrav

poslije tog susreta nevjerujem da ce tip vise koristiti lift....opet,hodanje po stepenicama je vrlo zdravo,sa svojim komentarom si mu vjerovatno spasio zivot.....bas kao i supermen


al fora nebi bila toliko dobra da lik nije odlično odigrao pass i baš normalno rekao bez cerekanja

svaka mu čast

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#5352 Posted : Sunday, May 13, 2018 9:34:42 PM(UTC)
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ne znam jel ovo za avete ili tu, al nema veze, jupidu rang

kad je već obljetnica bila, vele neki stari da je u drugoj polovicu 40-ih u koruškoj bio specijalitet Bleiburger, radio se od odležalog mesa
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#5353 Posted : Sunday, May 13, 2018 10:44:21 PM(UTC)
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moj vic sad izmišljen i pouka:

roditelji ostave djecu u kući i kažu : budite dobri i nikom ne otvarajte vrata

djeca: ok tata mama



i roditeji odu


i nakon sat vremena dodje vuk i navuče masku od njihove bake suzane koja je prije par godina s njima živjela i pokuca:

djeca: tko je?

vuk:(promjeni glas) ja sam vaša baka suzana ,otvorite mi vrata

djeca: odjebi stara vještice

i vuk začuđeno ode i ništa od jela

POUKA: KADA DODJE DO OBITELJSKIH SVAĐA I NEKOMUNIKACIJE NETREBA TO BITI LOŠE
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#5354 Posted : Tuesday, May 15, 2018 8:43:10 PM(UTC)
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#5355 Posted : Tuesday, May 15, 2018 10:21:46 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: dr jupidu Go to Quoted Post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=799havjdXEU

Meni se digo 😀

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#5356 Posted : Tuesday, May 15, 2018 10:53:18 PM(UTC)
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#5357 Posted : Tuesday, May 15, 2018 11:47:33 PM(UTC)
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Ovo me baš nasmijalo: HOW CAN YOU FACE YOUR PROBLEM IF YOUR PROBLEM IS YOUR FACE? :))

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#5358 Posted : Tuesday, May 15, 2018 11:48:52 PM(UTC)
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#5359 Posted : Thursday, May 17, 2018 3:46:58 PM(UTC)
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#5360 Posted : Monday, May 21, 2018 11:54:15 AM(UTC)
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u hrvatskoj

smješno je

al treba ih uhvatit i u zatvor na godinu dana
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